I THINK YOU ARE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says “Hello!”..
He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from.
So he says, ‘Do you know me?’
To which she replies, ‘I think you’re the father of one of my kids…’
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,
‘Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I had sex with on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?’
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, “No, I’m your son’s teacher.
Super in dire need of inspiration. Something new, something out of the blue. Everyday had been nothing but dull, dull, dolly dull. There is something that has to be done but I can not start, out of gas, and the tank is way leaking. Eeeep I think I deserve a happy lemon already.
I am a big lover of burgers in spite of them having 2520 calories, with 144 grams of fat, 59g of which is saturated — I just can’t help myself.
The Burger Project @ Maginhawa st.
You hope, and you dream. But you never believe that something’s gonna happen for you. Not like it does in the movies. And when it actually does, you want it to feel different, more visceral, more real. I was waiting for it to hit me, but it just wouldn’t happen.
New photos from American Reunion.
Minsan kung iisipin ko, napakasama ng mundong to. Naisip ko din life is unfair, pero hindi eh. Hindi buhay ang di patas, talagang ang mundo. Dapat talaga patibayan dito. Minsan nakakalungkot na kung sinu pa yung may mas karapatan mabuhay, mas may karapatan sa buhay, sila pa yung inaalisan nito. Cruel world, yun siguro, hindi unfair life.
Minsan naiisip ko din ganun talaga eh. Siguro kaya nangyayari to kasi nagging pabaya na tayo sa mundo, sa kapwa natin. Yung masasamang nangyayari, resulta lang naman yun kasi nagiging makasarili na tayo. Dahil inaasam natin na maging fittest, fit to survive kasi ang labanan, yan tuloy binabalewala na natin yung iba. Anu pang sense na ikaw na ang the best kung wala na ring namang ibang tao para basehan ng pagkompara mo.
Minsan naisip ko na panu ba gawing better ang life. Siguro mas tamang unahin gawing better ang world, the rest is to follow. Magssimula ko sa pagkamatay ng kapwa ko Iskolar, si Given Grace. Hindi ko gagawing walang saysay ang paglisan nya sa mundong to.